Tenta erotica.

De pe meleagurile mioritice

Baiatul ciobanului se hotaraste sa ii zica tatalui sau ca e gay.

Intr-o dimineata se ambitioneaza si zice: "Auzi, tata!! Sunt GAY..."

...ciobanul sta, se gandeste si il intreaba:

"Baiete!! Ai costum Armani??"

"...Nu..."

"Folosesti parfum Boss?"

"...Nu..."

"Dar masina Porsche ai?"

"Stii bine ca nu am..."

"Mai baiete! Tu nu esti gay, esti un poponar de rand..."

Una mica, ca suna bine in engleza

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

Accidente la prostie..rutiere.

Ce sa nu faci acasa!

Dumb and Dumber.